What if all currency was replaced with cookies?

If all currencies were replaced with cookies, different types of cookies would have different values. Chocolate chip cookies would be worth the most, macadamia nut cookies would be worth the second most, and any cookie with raisins in it would be worth the least. The cookies would be made by specially selected government officials, who made them in a secret factory far away from the United States. The cookies could be eaten, but most people would probably choose not to, since the cookies were what they were living off of. People would probably never have cookies for dessert, because that would be like giving away money to other people.

When being transferred from place to place, and person to person, the cookies would probably crumble, so they would be kept in small metal containers until it was time to pay for something, or use the money. The fresher the cookies were, the more they would be worth. For example, a three week old chocolate chip cookie would be worth slightly less that a newly made chocolate chip cookie. Both would still be worth a good amount since they are the cookie with the largest currency. The world might even be a better place with less violence if cookies were used as money, because cookies might make the world happier.